'14 4:49am PST 

WE, THE REPRESENTATIVES OF DOGS UNITED, DU HAVE JUST AGREED TO THE FOLLOWING CONCLUSIONS: 

1. A dog is always the center point of the family. 

2. A dog´s usual habit is to sleep. Respect that and appear with care. 

3. During the hours the dog is awake you should always play with it. 

4. A dog should always have a o´place at the table. 

5. A dog should alwas eat something better than it´s pawrents. 

6. Dogs hate baths, avoid them. 

7. A dog is always hungry. 

8. A happy dog is a satisfied dog, see point 7. 

9. A dog should always have a sofa for him/herself, or at least a cozy chair. 

10.Be careful so the dog doesn´t see too many cat scenes on T.V.