# Hundhumor
Author: Vizzla

How many dogs does it take to change a light bulb?

Border Collie: Just one. And then I’ll replace any wiring that’s not up to code.   
Golden Retriever: The sun is shining, the day is young, we’ve got our whole lives ahead of us, and you’re inside worrying about a stupid burned-out light bulb?  
Dachshund: You know I can’t reach that stupid lamp!  
Toy Poodle: I’ll just blow in the Border collie’s ear and he’ll do it. By the time he finishes rewiring the house, my nails will be dry.  
Rottweiler: Make me.  
Shi-tzu: Puh-leeze, dah-ling. Let the servants. . . .  
Lab: Oh, me, me!!! Pleeeeeeze let me change the light bulb! Can I? Can I? Huh? Huh? Can I?  
Malamute: Let the Border collie do it. You can feed me while he’s busy.  
Jack Russell Terrier: I’ll just pop it in while I’m bouncing off the walls and furniture.  
Cocker Spaniel: Why change it? I can still pee on the carpet in the dark.  
Doberman Pinscher: While it’s dark, I’m going to sleep on the couch.  
Boxer: Who cares? I can still play with my squeeky toys in the dark.  
Mastiff: Mastiffs are NOT afraid of the dark.  
Chihuahua: Yo quiero Taco Bulb?.  
Irish Wolfhound: Can somebody else do it? I’ve got this hangover…  
Pointer: I see it, there it is, there it is, right there……..  
Greyhound: It isn’t moving. Who cares?  
Australian Shephard: First I’ll put all the light bulbs in a little circle…  
Old English Sheep Dog: Light bulb? That thing I just ate was a light bulb?  
Westie: Dogs do not change light bulbs. People change light bulbs, I am not one of THEM, so the question is, how long will it be before I can expect my light?  
Basset Hound: ZZZZZZZZZZZZZzzzzzzzzzzzzz  
Bichon Frise: What’s a light bulb?  
Springer Spaniel: \*Would jump up to try and change it\*  
Welsh Corgi: Will this make me even MORE important?  
A Finnish spitz: \*Would bark at it until the owner changed it.\* ”There, done!”  
Bulldog; Ha, not me. No way.  
German Shepherd:: Ok, you can change the light bulb, but I’ll be right here watching your back

Källa okänd.

## Comment 1
Author: MissanTissan

Men ja, garvade för hårt. (Jag som har en labbe och BC.)

## Comment 2
Author: Tjeja

ha ha.. kul juh!

## Comment 3
Author: Kallaterrier

The Irish Terrier: " What's it worth?" 😉

## Comment 4
Author: LuLeLo

Väldigt bra, men höll inte med om cocker spanieln :(  
Gillade labben o BCn starkt dock!!

## Comment 5
Author: vallhund

Alltid lika rolig! Kul att det utökats med fler raser.

## Comment 6
Author: Wellcraft

Hahahaha :)

## Comment 7
Author: Liikea

Haha :D

## Comment 8
Author: [Borttaget]

:)